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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 04:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Id ea voluptatem rerum temporibus expedita facere.

No, not a chance

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Vingegaard battles to second place in mountain stage Critérium du Dauphiné, Jorgenson fourth - Team Visma

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Sean Combs Complains to Court Sketch Artist - Newser

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

What is the appeal of vampire stories and why are they popular in various forms of media?

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Are Americans really as uneducated and ignorant as portrayed in the media?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

Anker recalls over a million power banks after reports of fires - TechSpot

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Horoscope for Wednesday, June 11, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Doctors issue worrying warning about irreversible ‘side effect’ of Ozempic, Mounjaro and Wegovy - LADbible

Still no good.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

BBC Stands By Newsreader Who Corrected Autocue From “Pregnant People” To “Women” - Deadline